french-problems:

Affiche tes couleurs. Pain au Chocolat vs. Chocolatine
→ Version Chocolatine

french-problems:

Affiche tes couleurs. Pain au Chocolat vs. Chocolatine

Version Chocolatine

#Lovewithoutlocks

awesomefrench:

Because of #Lovelocks frenzy, this is what Le Pont des Arts looks like today : 

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Lovelocks are NOT a French tradition, THEY’RE A TREND tourists started 7 years ago. That’s how le Pont des Arts looked like 7 years ago and before : 

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It was a nice and romantic see-through bridge that NEVER meant to be destroyed by lovelocks. It was a place where artists used to gather to sing, to sell their paintings or simply have a drink. It has NEVER been designed to hold such a load of locks, which weighs TONS. The bridge is slowly falling apart, all the fences are giving way one by one. THIS HAS TO STOP. If you love Paris, protect its architecture from selfish lovers, make this spread! 

LOVELOCKS HAVE TO STOP, IT IS NOT A TRADITION, IT WON’T BRING ANY LUCK OR LOVE OR WHATEVER 

BUT IT WILL TAKE OUR BRIDGE DOWN ! 

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

socimages:

Real gum for real men…
Thanks to Kris Straub at chainsawsuit.

socimages:

Real gum for real men…

Thanks to Kris Straub at chainsawsuit.

awesomefrench:

Top 50 des anglicismes qu’on emploie parce que le français, c’est trop has-been

I hope
I’ve made you
bitter about
women.

I hope
you tell your friends
“I don’t put
my dick in crazy,”
and then think of me
and regret
(and regret)
(and regret).

And you are
ashamed
when you touch
new lovers
because
their skin
does not burn
like mine did.

And you
will tell your
friends
that you don’t
put your
dick in crazy,
but
you
will
never
forget
how
it
made
you
feel.

(A sexually transmited
disease of memory
that will
make its way
through
your body
to your heart
and it will
wrap itself
around it
and it will
drag it down.

It will drag you down.

And you will finally
know what it’s like
to be as low
as me.
)


If you were
a poet,
every subject
would take
my form in your mind
and she
would laugh
at your
attempts to
forget her.

this is my anger

day #11

(via c-h-ome)

swinton:

a haiku for filmmakers who set their films in mexico:

your mexico film

better not be about drugs

i swear to god bro