cuantos tacos vas a querer mi amor?

—7 word story (via joaquinguzmanloera)

brooklynboobala:

brooklynboobala:

**THE SIZING**

EACH DRESS IS SIZE 3/4X OR 26/28 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY RUN QUITE SMALL. I ESTIMATE THEY WOULD BEST FIT A SMALLER 3X OR A LARGE 2X.

**THE QUALITY**

ALL OF THESE DRESSES ARE WELL MADE AND ADORABLE, BUT JUST DID NOT COME CLOSE TO FITTING MY FRAME (BROAD SHOULDERED, BIG BELLIED, TALL!). THEY ARE ALSO STILL IN THEIR PLASTIC BAGS DIRECT FROM THE ONLINE SHOP. I HAVEN’T WORN THEM NOR HAS MY CAT SLEPT ON THEM. :)

**THE LINKS**

In order of appearance:

The Roadside Attraction dress from ModCloth! 

Blue Swallow dress from New Look!

Blue Butterfly skater dress from New Look! 

Printed Smock dress from ASOS!

Palm Print T-Shirt dress with pockets!!

On The Open Seas, a blue sailing dress from ModCloth!


**THE RULES**

1. You don’t have to follow me, it’s ok. I’ll understand. (weepy voice)
2. Likes don’t count. Only reblogs. Doing it more than once won’t help you. Don’t spam your friends, kids! I’ll be removing duplicates with my Excel savviness. 
3. On 3:00pm EST on October 1st, 2014 the clouds shall part and I will announce a random winner.
4. Winner will be chosen like a number in a hat, totally at random. So bribes won’t help you! 
5. I dunno what the other rule is… something important!

**MY REQUEST**

My request about entrants in this giveaway: if you can easily afford these dresses on a regular basis, please don’t enter by reblogging this post. I don’t mean that in a nasty way either. I want these to go to someone who just cannot afford new clothes and a lot of these are appropriate dresses for work or events that someone otherwise can’t purchase. 

I just want to hook up a fattie out there who needs some universal love in the form of fatshion. 

If I forgot anything, you can message me, but uhhhhh, I may have forgotten stuff.

OH RIGHT

Like, I’ll ship anywhere. That’s no problem. 

AANNNNND, WHAT ELSE… 

Questions about sizing? Ummm… I’ll try to answer them. They’re all small fitting for a 26/28 person like me. I’d say these are all made more for 22/24s. Whatever that conversion is in the UK or anywhere else, I really couldn’t tell you!! :(

Good luck, y’all!!!! <3

Heyyyyy you got two more days for my fancy fatty giveaway and I am very excited to see who wins. :)

P.S. ON A WHIM I JUST DECIDED TO HAVE A RUNNER UP PRIZE. It’ll be a grab-bag of some other dresses that I have in my donation bags. I don’t have pics, I don’t have any info, but I’ll totally kick somebody some cute stuff that doesn’t quite fit me, but might fit youuuuuu. Okay, so two winners! One who knows what they’re getting, and one who doesn’t, lol. <3

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT &amp; IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

sirartwork:

Because I could.

sirartwork:

Because I could.

aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

not my fat ass

—me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too


Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

(Source: fatcatartru)