Mademoiselle Tam

Apr 23, 2014

"From the tall and white, to the short and white, I sampled an eclectic range of men."

—Mindy Lahiri summarizing my love life thus far. (via b-l-o-o-d-m-o-o-n-s)

Apr 23, 2014

THE AWKWARD POLITENESS CYCLE

genericfirstname:

When you’re a serial sneezer and a person keeps saying “bless you”, you quickly realise that they want you to stop and it creates this weird aggressively polite dynamic. So you start feeling bad because you keep sneezing and that person is aggressively polite and it just gets awkward.

This has been a PSA from a sinus challenged person requesting your polite comment be given only once.

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Apr 22, 2014

askthederpvengers:

get it together, clint

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Apr 20, 2014

khaleesi-katniss:

^ I can’t

khaleesi-katniss:

^ I can’t

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Apr 20, 2014

Apr 17, 2014

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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THIS IS SO DARLING I LOVE IT TREK NERD PERFECTION

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Apr 17, 2014

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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LOLOLOL

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Apr 8, 2014

Mar 31, 2014

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Mar 30, 2014

awesomefrench:


asilentio said: Quand je pense à tous ceux qui ratent le caramel au beurre salé… TRISTESSE QUOI.

Ouai mais laisse-les dans l’ignorance, on partage PAS le caramel au beurre salé. ON PARTAGE PAS.