aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

not my fat ass

—me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too


Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

(Source: fatcatartru)

marinaabramopug:

The public throng to see her live.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

(Source: amypoehler)